Should you waterboard yourself if your team falls down 3-1 in the playoffs?

Then there are the Detroit Pistons.

After nearly 20 years of irrelevance, they have somehow found themselves back on top of the Eastern Conference standings on the back of a 60-win regular season.

Oh how wrong you are!

Should the Pistons roll over and get bounced by Orlando, it would be the first time since the 2007 Mavericks that a 60-win team was eliminated in round one of the NBA Playoffs.

Pistons fans are, understandably, in shambles, but one fan is taking matters into his own hands to punish himself for daring to be a Pistons supporter.

That looks more like "sprinkleboarding" to me, but I digress. The CIA might need to give this guy a few pointers.

Listen, buddy, it's not that bad.

I know I said all those things about Detroit teams in the opening paragraphs, but seriously, it's better than it looks.

The Tigers are in first place in the AL Central right now. And the Lions should be fun to watch and competitive as long as Dan Campbell is still their head coach.

Besides, the series isn't even over yet. Teams come back from down 3-1 all the time.

Okay, maybe not all the time, but it can happen!

Keep your head up, Curtis (and take that decorative hand towel off of it while you're at it).